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As the Time-Turner Spins...
Part 2
Severus and Remus try to patch up their relationship now that Sirius is in Remus' life…
Sirius learns that there are things that Remus won't put up with…
Lily learns that the right wiggle can get a werewolf's attention…
Severus: Which one of you is the bitch? *hates*
Remus: Grr *hates*
Remus: It's okay, he's gone.
Sirius: I'll show him…that… *kisses*
Remus: Siri--Mmmph
Severus: We need to discuss a few things. I'm…sorry.
Remus: Who are you and what have you done with Severus Snape?
Severus: *glares*
Remus: Fine, let me check to see if Sirius is watching.
Severus: What are we going to do? I want an answer.
Remus: I think we should just be friends.
Severus: *glares*
Remus: Are we okay?
Severus: Yes, I suppose.
Later, in the recreation room…
Remus: You just can't go around flirting with anything that catches your eye!
Sirius: He started it! You were never like this before, Moony.
Remus: We were not engaged to be married before! *fumes*
Sirius: Whatever…
Sirius: OMG Moony is so mean! All I did was wink at some stranger and then pinch his arse! It's not like I was going to kiss him and I didn't even know Moony was standing there!
*thinks*
*thinks some more*
Oh, shit…
*cries like a little girl*
Sirius: I'm so sorry. I didn't think…
Remus: I know.
Sirius: We okay?
Remus: …
*thinks*
*thinks some more*
Sure.
*hugs*
The next day, when everyone else was at class…
Lily: So I hear that you and Sirius got in a bit of an argument. *shakes her groove thing*
Remus: It was no big deal. I wouldn't worry yourself over it. *Does the whiteboy shuffle*
Lily: Oh, okay. That's good. I suppose. *wiggles*
Remus: What are you getting at?
Oh.
*smiles*
Lily: Have I ever told you how cute you are when you blush?
Remus: Uh… *blush*
Lily: Yeah, just like that.
Lily: *kisses*
Remus: Padfoot is going to kill me…
Lily: Mmm, Remus…
Remus: …Your bed or mine?
Lily: How about Severus' bed?
Remus: *omglolsqueeeeeeee*
Lily & Remus: Soooo naughty…
Lily: I hate to rush, but James and Sirius are due back in an hour.
Remus: Mmm hmmm…
Lily: Are you listening?
Remus: Mmmmmm….
Lily: You know what to do?
Remus: Slot A to Slot B, thrust, repeat until orgasm.
Lily: Good man.
Sirius and James came home right on time…long after Lily and Remus had cleaned themselves up and moved on to their homework.
So, just what do you do when you've had a thorough shag from your best friend's girlfriend?
Sirius: I've been wanting this all day, Moony.
Remus: Me too, Padfoot. Me too.
Sirius: Um, you okay?
Remus: I'm fine…peachy even...yep…no issues here.
Sirius: Moony…
Remus: *pounces* Shut up and kiss me!
Sirius: Mmm…
Of course, there's one thing that you must remember…
DON'T GET CAUGHT
~~~~~~~~
Next time…
Severus pushes his luck, James shows his face to the world, and Lily goes after a few good men.
Severus and Remus try to patch up their relationship now that Sirius is in Remus' life…
Sirius learns that there are things that Remus won't put up with…
Lily learns that the right wiggle can get a werewolf's attention…
Severus: Which one of you is the bitch? *hates*
Remus: Grr *hates*
Remus: It's okay, he's gone.
Sirius: I'll show him…that… *kisses*
Remus: Siri--Mmmph
Severus: We need to discuss a few things. I'm…sorry.
Remus: Who are you and what have you done with Severus Snape?
Severus: *glares*
Remus: Fine, let me check to see if Sirius is watching.
Severus: What are we going to do? I want an answer.
Remus: I think we should just be friends.
Severus: *glares*
Remus: Are we okay?
Severus: Yes, I suppose.
Later, in the recreation room…
Remus: You just can't go around flirting with anything that catches your eye!
Sirius: He started it! You were never like this before, Moony.
Remus: We were not engaged to be married before! *fumes*
Sirius: Whatever…
Sirius: OMG Moony is so mean! All I did was wink at some stranger and then pinch his arse! It's not like I was going to kiss him and I didn't even know Moony was standing there!
*thinks*
*thinks some more*
Oh, shit…
*cries like a little girl*
Sirius: I'm so sorry. I didn't think…
Remus: I know.
Sirius: We okay?
Remus: …
*thinks*
*thinks some more*
Sure.
*hugs*
The next day, when everyone else was at class…
Lily: So I hear that you and Sirius got in a bit of an argument. *shakes her groove thing*
Remus: It was no big deal. I wouldn't worry yourself over it. *Does the whiteboy shuffle*
Lily: Oh, okay. That's good. I suppose. *wiggles*
Remus: What are you getting at?
Oh.
*smiles*
Lily: Have I ever told you how cute you are when you blush?
Remus: Uh… *blush*
Lily: Yeah, just like that.
Lily: *kisses*
Remus: Padfoot is going to kill me…
Lily: Mmm, Remus…
Remus: …Your bed or mine?
Lily: How about Severus' bed?
Remus: *omglolsqueeeeeeee*
Lily & Remus: Soooo naughty…
Lily: I hate to rush, but James and Sirius are due back in an hour.
Remus: Mmm hmmm…
Lily: Are you listening?
Remus: Mmmmmm….
Lily: You know what to do?
Remus: Slot A to Slot B, thrust, repeat until orgasm.
Lily: Good man.
Sirius and James came home right on time…long after Lily and Remus had cleaned themselves up and moved on to their homework.
So, just what do you do when you've had a thorough shag from your best friend's girlfriend?
Sirius: I've been wanting this all day, Moony.
Remus: Me too, Padfoot. Me too.
Sirius: Um, you okay?
Remus: I'm fine…peachy even...yep…no issues here.
Sirius: Moony…
Remus: *pounces* Shut up and kiss me!
Sirius: Mmm…
Of course, there's one thing that you must remember…
DON'T GET CAUGHT
~~~~~~~~
Next time…
Severus pushes his luck, James shows his face to the world, and Lily goes after a few good men.
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*plies with chocolate*
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I wonder who Remus had sex ed with?
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The next part of the story has some real drama. James!
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