Harlot!

Come on, you know he’s pretty.

The original

Lilo: he looks like a girl
Lilo: and the bling, it looks like it should be a pretty girly pendant
Lilo: he needs dangly earrings now
Lilo: and a pretty dress
Snape: *wibbles*: Eyeliner
Coffee Wench: Don't temp me
Lilo: *temps*
Snape: *wibbles*: Mulberry.
Lilo: yes
Lilo: mascara
Lilo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( I couldn’t resist. )