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blue_raven and I were joking around and the topic eventually shifted to Adrien Brody and Joaquin Phoenix (this is entirely normal). After an hour writing crack!fic and laughing we stumped ourselves with a very pointless but fun question: who would win in a fight, Brody or Phoenix?

Coffee Wench: I honestly don't know who would win in a real fight between those two
Snape: *italics whore*: Geez, it'd be a tough one....
Snape: *italics whore*: Who's taller?
Coffee Wench: Brody I think
Snape: *italics whore*: Hmmm.
Snape: *italics whore*: It'd be close, yeah. :D
Coffee Wench: Phoenix is 5'8"
Coffee Wench: Brody is 6'2"
Snape: *italics whore*: Sheesh
Coffee Wench: soo...Brody has 6" in him
Coffee Wench: on him
Coffee Wench: not in him...
Coffee Wench: *facepalm*
Snape: *italics whore*: *dies laughing*

Help us out?

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