Sims 2: University
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zinayaAs the Time-Turner Spins...
Yes, hokey name. Blame [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] and [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Will Severus find love in an unexpected place? Will Remus win the heart of his true love? And most importantly, does Sirius ever wear clothing? Find out!
Severus: So I was thinking about opening a cosmetics shop when I graduate...
Remus: Have you ever seen [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]?
Severus: No, why?
Severus: I hate you!
Sirius: I hate you more!
Severus: Eat feathers you sonofa...
Severus: I am one with myself...I will not kill my roommates...I wonder how Bella looks naked...
Bella: What the hell are you doing in my room?
Severus: Um...yoga?
Bella: At least I have a decent view...
Severus: Bella, that's French!
Bella: *swoons* Oh, Severus...
Severus: Call me fanon Snape.
Bella: *pounce*
Severus: Score!
Bella: This is nicer than I thought.
Severus: How long do we have to cuddle?
Bella: Cuddling is overrated anyway.
Severus: Agreed
Bella: Well, that was...interesting.
Severus: I get that a lot.
Remus: So how was it?
Severus: Eh, it was okay. The kissing was better.
Bella: WTF!
Bella: I'll show you...Slytherin sex god my arse!
Remus: You really shouldn't have to deal with such an abusive person, Severus.
Severus: You're absolutely right. I feel sooooo terrible.
Remus: Would you like to be alone?
Remus: This works too.
Severus: Less talking, more snogging.
Severus: Wait, let's shag!
Remus: OMG, best idea ever!1!!!!!11!!
A bit later...
Severus: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!!!!1
Severus: Quit touching my things!
Remus: It's not my fault...she did this thing where she speaks French...
Severus: Grrrrrrrr
The next day...
Remus: I'll do anything for your love, Severus! Anything!
Severus: Mmmm, Bella in a bikini...
Bella: *is smug*
Bella: I really did like the kissing before.
Severus: Does this mean we can try that shagging thing again?
Remus: Why, Severus, Why!? I do everything for you! I...I...love you! *cries*
Severus: ...and I thought Slytherins were high-maintenance...
Remus: I.. *hiccup* ..love you...
Severus: Bella really does look great in that bikini, huh?
Remus: *sniffles*
Later that night...
Remus: Best idea ever, Sirius!
Sirius: I told you this was fun!
Remus: That Severus is such a jerk...
Sirius: Then go kick his arse!
Remus: All I ever did was love you and you go around with this whore!
Severus: We slept together once and then you cheated on me!
Remus: That's not the point! Werewolves mate for life!!!111!!!1
Bella: What did you say?
Remus: Um...nothing.
Whore.
...And in the morning Remus got the surprise of his life...
Sirius: You see, I've had this crush on you the whole time and I really want to marry you so...you wanna?
Remus: O...M...G...I've never really liked you more than a friend but you are kinda cute and you have a great arse so...sure.
Sirius: Yay! I'm going to marry my best friend!
Remus: Yay! I'm going to marry my best...
friend.
~~~~~~~
Well, that's it for now, folks. How will Severus take the news of Remus' engagement? Is Remus really over Severus? Will Sirius be on time for his wedding? And where the hell are Lily and James? Tune in later for the next installment of As the Time-Turner Spins...
Yes, hokey name. Blame [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] and [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
Will Severus find love in an unexpected place? Will Remus win the heart of his true love? And most importantly, does Sirius ever wear clothing? Find out!
Severus: So I was thinking about opening a cosmetics shop when I graduate...
Remus: Have you ever seen [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]?
Severus: No, why?
Severus: I hate you!
Sirius: I hate you more!
Severus: Eat feathers you sonofa...
Severus: I am one with myself...I will not kill my roommates...I wonder how Bella looks naked...
Bella: What the hell are you doing in my room?
Severus: Um...yoga?
Bella: At least I have a decent view...
Severus: Bella, that's French!
Bella: *swoons* Oh, Severus...
Severus: Call me fanon Snape.
Bella: *pounce*
Severus: Score!
Bella: This is nicer than I thought.
Severus: How long do we have to cuddle?
Bella: Cuddling is overrated anyway.
Severus: Agreed
Bella: Well, that was...interesting.
Severus: I get that a lot.
Remus: So how was it?
Severus: Eh, it was okay. The kissing was better.
Bella: WTF!
Bella: I'll show you...Slytherin sex god my arse!
Remus: You really shouldn't have to deal with such an abusive person, Severus.
Severus: You're absolutely right. I feel sooooo terrible.
Remus: Would you like to be alone?
Remus: This works too.
Severus: Less talking, more snogging.
Severus: Wait, let's shag!
Remus: OMG, best idea ever!1!!!!!11!!
A bit later...
Severus: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!11!!!!1
Severus: Quit touching my things!
Remus: It's not my fault...she did this thing where she speaks French...
Severus: Grrrrrrrr
The next day...
Remus: I'll do anything for your love, Severus! Anything!
Severus: Mmmm, Bella in a bikini...
Bella: *is smug*
Bella: I really did like the kissing before.
Severus: Does this mean we can try that shagging thing again?
Remus: Why, Severus, Why!? I do everything for you! I...I...love you! *cries*
Severus: ...and I thought Slytherins were high-maintenance...
Remus: I.. *hiccup* ..love you...
Severus: Bella really does look great in that bikini, huh?
Remus: *sniffles*
Later that night...
Remus: Best idea ever, Sirius!
Sirius: I told you this was fun!
Remus: That Severus is such a jerk...
Sirius: Then go kick his arse!
Remus: All I ever did was love you and you go around with this whore!
Severus: We slept together once and then you cheated on me!
Remus: That's not the point! Werewolves mate for life!!!111!!!1
Bella: What did you say?
Remus: Um...nothing.
Whore.
...And in the morning Remus got the surprise of his life...
Sirius: You see, I've had this crush on you the whole time and I really want to marry you so...you wanna?
Remus: O...M...G...I've never really liked you more than a friend but you are kinda cute and you have a great arse so...sure.
Sirius: Yay! I'm going to marry my best friend!
Remus: Yay! I'm going to marry my best...
friend.
~~~~~~~
Well, that's it for now, folks. How will Severus take the news of Remus' engagement? Is Remus really over Severus? Will Sirius be on time for his wedding? And where the hell are Lily and James? Tune in later for the next installment of As the Time-Turner Spins...
