"Stop the maths, it hurts my head"

[zinaya]

Snape: *wibbles*: So, how old is he, anyway?
Coffee Wench: He was 11 in 1971....
Snape: *wibbles*: Exactly. 45.
Snape: *wibbles*: Okay, stop the maths, it hurts my head.
Coffee Wench: Hooray! Snape is ...still doable!
Snape: *wibbles*: STILL DOABLE! Totally his tagline.
Coffee Wench: As long as he's at least a decade younger than my parents I'm ok.
Snape: *wibbles*: He's the same age as my parents....
Snape: *wibbles*: In fact my Dad is older.
Coffee Wench: STILL DOABLE!
Snape: *wibbles*: I KNOW YAY.
Snape: *wibbles*: So, what age is NOT Doable?
Coffee Wench: Um, I'm 24 so...45 is my limit.
Snape: *wibbles*: That would be mine too, by logic...dammit. That counts Alan Rickman out. He’s like…60.
Coffee Wench: I wouldn't sleep with Rickman....but I would let him read porn to me while I did Brody.
Snape: *wibbles*: HA. I suppose that works.
Snape: *wibbles*: I cannot do maths, though
Coffee Wench: Neither can I
Coffee Wench: If you start giving Brody a blowjob at 7:00 pm and Rickman didn't start reading porn until 7:30, how long would it take you to come?
Snape: *wibbles*: I HATE YOU.
Snape: *wibbles*: I love the scenario, but I'm shit at maths.
Snape: *wibbles*: 7.00pm, that's The Simpsons, so I may get him to wait.
Coffee Wench: Ok, so if Simpsons equal X, Coming equals Y, Blowjob equal A, and Rickman equals P, how long would it take you to come if Y = A+P - X?
Snape: *wibbles*: I love algebra.

And later...

Lilo: But the mathematics of THAT I'm not too sharp on, especially given I don't know how much stimulation you yourself are getting.
Coffee Wench: If it takes you 5 minutes to Come when you touch yourself but only 3 minutes when Alan speaks, how long with it take you to Come if you start giving Brody a blowjob at 7:00 pm and Rickman didn't start reading porn until 7:30?
Lilo: you need a defined level of stimulation from each
Coffee Wench: This is why I'm an anthropology major.
Coffee Wench: I just watch the sex, I don't figure it.
Lilo: hahahahahahhhahahaahahha

Comments

[revena.livejournal.com]

I've been having these ongoing conversations with a friend about The List of five persons that one could have sex with without incurring the wrath of one's significant other. Generally, The List is composed of movie-star type persons, etc. I bring it up now because we had a discussion at one point where we concluded that Alan Rickman could be on my List only under the stipulation that it would be aural sex of some kind. We were thinking phone sex, but I suppose reading porn would be fine, too...

[zinaya-y2kewel.livejournal.com]

The Hubby was cool with Adrien until I told him that they have the sames eyes. Somehow that makes a difference. I still say that my ultimate celebrity fantasy is a threesome with Adrien Brody and Halle Berry.

Why yes, Halle is tied to the headboard...

[trekkiegrrrl.livejournal.com]

*LOL* @ conversation!

Rickman isn't 60!!! He's only 58 (for another 18 days...)

*L* I'd say my limit is + 20, and Rickman fits into that parameter (as I'm 39 - there are SOME advantages of being an old fart *LOL*)

Hmmm... timing if you come faster while Rickman speaks.. Interesting experiment. Gotta try that some day... Not sure hubby wants to participate in it though ;o)

[zinaya-y2kewel.livejournal.com]

Leave the hubby at home...or hand him a camera. ;)

[trekkiegrrrl.livejournal.com]

*LOL* You have seen THIS PIC (http://www.livejournal.com/users/trekkiegrrrl/4829.html) I made, right? (R/NC-17 rated btw)

At the time I made it, hubby still thought it was funny. Now I'm not sure. My obsession seems to be getting worse and worse *LOL*

[zinaya-y2kewel.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't seen that! That's hilarious. I think mine would be a pic of Brody and I know that my hubby would kill me.