Must control fist of death...

[zinaya]

I won't bother you with unnecessary drama, but I've got a killer headache and I'm not in the best of moods. Where's my perky friends list? I could us a good laugh or something.

blue_raven, I could really use that Vodka now.

Comments

[blue-raven.livejournal.com]

Fair is fair. :) Have the bottle, man. Though I'd sooner give you tea, something for the headache and chocolate. Works far better.

And a corny joke, perhaps:

Two cows in a paddock.
One goes, 'Moo.'
The other goes, 'Damn, I was going to say that.'

*hides*

[zinaya-y2kewel.livejournal.com]

Tea and chocolate? Man, I love you.

And that joke...arg!

[zinaya-y2kewel.livejournal.com]

You just made me remember a completely whacked out flash movie:
Cows With Guns (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/cowswithguns.php)

Between that and the thoughts of tea and chocolate I'm beginning to cheer up. Yay, friends. *hugs*

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

That song is hysterical. Is it sad that I know it off by heart?

[zinaya-y2kewel.livejournal.com]

Not at all, I know it too. :/

Bad cow pun!

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

ICON LOVE.

I need to make more of him. *falls over* I've certainly got enough source material.

[zinaya-y2kewel.livejournal.com]

If you can think of song lyrics or something I can make some as well. :)

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

I don't like song lyrics on icons. :P

[zinaya-y2kewel.livejournal.com]

I tend to like my icons to say something, but I will admit that most with lyrics are kinda goofy. :p

Tommorow...Adrien icons. Tonight...sleep.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

Will you share these icons? :)

[zinaya-y2kewel.livejournal.com]

Yep! I'm awake for a brand new day of making icons of pretty people. I'll post them later today.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

YAY.

[revena.livejournal.com]

Oo... I have a cow joke!

Cow 1 turns to Cow 2 in a field, and says "so, are you worried about this whole Mad Cow thing at all?"
Cow 2 gives Cow 1 an odd look.
"Uh... No..."
"What?! Why not?! I know -I- am!"
Cow 2 replies "um... because I'm a -duck-"

[zinaya-y2kewel.livejournal.com]

"um... because I'm a -duck-"

*dies*

*revives*

*drinks vodka*

[revena.livejournal.com]

That joke, is, of course, much funnier when told aloud, complete with cowish and duckish facial expressions at appropriate points.

Here's another good one, especially applicable to us writers.

Panda walks into a restaurant, is seated, orders a meal, and eats heartily. Then, he stands up, pulls a gun from somewhere, shoots his waitress and walks out. As he exits, the hostess chases him.
"You can't do that!" she says, tugging on his panda arm.
"Can't do what?"
"You can't just come in here, eat a meal, shoot your waitress and leave -without even paying-!"
"Hey," says the panda, "I'm a -panda-. Look it up in the dictionary!"
"Wait... what?"
"Panda," says the panda, very slowly, "large marsupial. Eats, shoots, and leaves!"

[zinaya-y2kewel.livejournal.com]

Oh.My.God.

That is my Dad's joke! THE joke that he tells every time we meet and thinks it's so funny he cries. Now I have to tell him that someone else knows the panda joke and he'll probably tell everyone he meets that he knows a famous joke.

*dies yet again*

[revena.livejournal.com]

Oh, it gets worse. -I- heard the joke from -my- dad. And, it's now not only a reasonably wide-spread joke amongst corny dads, but part of it forms the title of a British book about the importance of grammar, called _Eats, Shoots, and Leaves_. Wackiness.

[vileseagulls.livejournal.com]

:P I've heard that joke so many times. Madness.

They named a book (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1592400876/qid=1101808026/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/102-3516025-3453746?v=glance&s=books&n=507846) that, of course.

[zinaya-y2kewel.livejournal.com]

Madness. Complete madness.